ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

New Minecraft Servers

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

Dagger MC

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchantments Applied:	239	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Be advised, the server is still in 1.21.3 because of plugin updates.

A simple, not-quite-vanilla server, here’s what we offer: -Crossplay -Factions for base protection and raids -Skills for immersion and progression -Recyclers -Backpacks -Player Graves -Leather Smelting -Veinminer Enchant -Voice Chat -Set Home -Plenty of other helpful tools

174.136.203.133:25573

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1539	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	3663
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	968	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8728	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	949	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4149	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1508	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	826	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Runes Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5333	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crops Grown:	8934	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	7467	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!