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Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

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