ManlyTearsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Festive Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, blasphemy, celebration, christmas, controversial, Crafters, Faggots, Festive, holiday, humor, Jesus, joy, LGBTQ, Merry Jizzmas, Naughty, Nice, offensive, Peace, Religion, RETURN, satire, SAVIOR

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	6744	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds, when suddenly our savior returns! And by savior, I mean the most epic, legendary player to ever grace the virtual world. Join this server and witness the second coming of our Minecraft messiah!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to bask in the glory of our savior, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures, build insane structures, and maybe even find the secret to eternal life (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Lost it All Gambling on the SOL Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

Casino, gambling, long tail tag, Lost, Lost It All, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, shitcoin, smp, SOL

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9074	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the SOL shitcoin casino? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from bankruptcy! Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving without the risk of losing it all to a virtual casino.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mythical creature and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Some say he’s just misunderstood and looking for friends to play with, while others claim he’s out for blood. Will you dare to face off against this infamous Minecraft legend?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to have a gambling addiction too!

NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam

blended family, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dislike, Divorce, family, Generosity, grandmother, holidays, Kindness, love, Mother, NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam, Presents, relationships, remarriage, Stepbrother, Stepfather, stepsister, tradition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your grandma can’t passive-aggressively exclude your step-siblings from Christmas presents! Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the toxic family members, or team up with friends to stage a virtual intervention. Who needs real-life drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

BioMod Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, biology, BioMod, CHANGE, Development, Enhancement, Evolution, Function, futuristic, genetics, human body, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, Modification, Physical, redesign, Science, smp, structure, Technology, transformation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mines Excavated:	2587	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyCraze: Digging Deeper!

Addictive, BIZARRE, Captivating, CraftyCraze, Curiosity, deep dive, Deeper, Digging, discovery, endless scrolling, Exploration, Fascinating, hidden gems, Immersive, INTERESTING, internet, Mysterious, Obscure, ONLINE, Rabbit Hole, strange, surreal, time wasting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Have you ever fallen into a Minecraft pit so deep, you ended up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, welcome to our server, where the rabbit holes are as deep as your mom’s lasagna and twice as cheesy!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows, and building a castle made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But beware, once you join our server, you might never want to leave. Rumor has it that players who log off end up getting sucked into their computer screens and living out their days as pixelated warriors in the Minecraft world. So come on in, the water’s lava!

SinkingCraftyRussians

cargo ship, coast of Spain, crew members missing, emergency response, environmental impact, international news, investigation underway, maritime disaster, maritime regulations, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Russian, Russian crew, salvage operation, search and rescue, shipping accident, Shipping industry, SinkingCraftyRussians, sinks, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	9528	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time!

Pixel Cash Kingdom

american history, cancelled cards, carrying cash, Cash, cash reserves, cash transactions, credit cards, currency security, debit cards, financial risk, financial safety, Financial Security, hard currency, Kingdom, money management, payment methods, personal finance, PIXEL, plastic cards, Safety, US population, wallet contents, wallets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2625
Star Shards Collected:	207	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1169
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that all the players are actually carrying around huge stacks of diamonds in their virtual wallets. it’s like, the safest time in minecraft history to be carrying around all this bling, cuz no one can cancel your diamonds at a moment’s notice. join now and be the richest player in the game, cuz who needs plastic cards when you can have stacks on stacks of diamonds, amirite? come join the fun and show off your bling bling skills on this insane minecraft server!

Leopard Roar Server

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal identification, animal research, animal study, big cats, Biodiversity, conservation, Identification, Leopard, leopard roar, predator, research, Roar, Server, species, study, unique roar, vocalization, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server and all the leopards have their own special roars, like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of animal kingdom vibes in this pixelated world. you gotta join just to hear all the crazy roars and be like “oh snap, that leopard is definitely Steve’s pet because of that wild roar!” it’s like a game within a game, man. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a leopard with the rarest roar, you unlock a secret level with unlimited diamonds and cake. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that madness?! join now and let the leopard roars guide you to victory, or something like that.

Pixel Craft Smp

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Pets Daily Premium Rewards Backpacks Aura Skill Cosmetics for Armor, Tools, and Weapons Grief Prevention & Land Claims TPA Better Teams PvP Arena Better Structure Crates RTP (Random Teleport)

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Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Server	IP	Port
Java	172.81.129.226	25568
Bedrock	172.81.129.226	25568

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About Mac Land

Mac Land is a survival server with an old-school SMP feel. Expect PvP, a nice atmosphere, quirky elements, and an active community.

Community Plugins

Our server has community-requested plugins such as Terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, an RP sit feature, and more! We strive to offer a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience for our players.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been running?

Answer: The server has been running for a couple of weeks.

Question: Is the community friendly?

Answer: Yes, we have a friendly and chaotic small community that welcomes new players.

Question: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

Answer: You can engage in PvP, survival gameplay, explore custom structures, participate in RP events, and more.

Question: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Answer: Our server has standard rules for respectful gameplay. Be sure to read the rules upon joining.

Question: How can I get more involved in the community?

Answer: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.

Ethereal Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, bleached fetish, Ethereal, fetish coping, fetish counseling, fetish elimination, fetish eradication, fetish healing, fetish help, fetish intervention, fetish management, fetish recovery, fetish rehabilitation, fetish support, fetish treatment, getting rid of fetishes, mental health, overcoming fetishes, personal growth, Quests, raceplay fetish, self improvement, therapy for fetishes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Emeralds Found:	6460
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ores Mined:	1427	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Who needs raceplay when you can have a dance party with creepers and build a house out of giant tacos? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky and wild world of pure chaos and fun!

WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP

Backlash, controversy, criticism, hate, Minecraft, misunderstood, Opinions, public opinion, reception, smp, thought, Underrated, unpopular, was

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!

Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

SportySMPWatchin

sports, sports broadcasting, sports channels, sports consumption, sports coverage, Sports Culture, Sports Entertainment, sports enthusiast, sports events, sports fan, sports fandom, sports frequency, sports games, sports habits, sports lifestyle, sports on TV, sports viewership, sports viewing habits, sports watching behavior, SportySMPWatchin, watching sports

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like the Olympics of Minecraft, bro. We have competitions every day like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama synchronized swimming. And get this, the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot as a prize! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, join us on this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit!

DyingWordsMC – RIP & LOL

deathbed, Dying, DyingWordsMC, end of life, Farewell, final communication, final farewell, final goodbye, final message, final moments, final thoughts, final utterance, final words, Goodbye, last breath, last moments, last words, lol, mortality, parting words, passing away, RIP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to hear the dying words of legendary Minecraft players who have fallen in battle against the most epic mobs you’ve ever seen. From creepers with laser eyes to zombie pigmen riding dragons, our server is not for the faint of heart.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities like unicorn taming and rainbow sheep herding. So come on over and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft server!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15