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Anime Statues Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime fandom, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime sculptures, Anime statues, anime statues collection, anime statues display, anime statues for collectors, anime statues for enthusiasts, anime statues for fans, anime statues for home decor, anime statues for otakus, anime statues for sale, japanese anime, Land, Statues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	109
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Towns Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	187

Yo, bros and broettes, do you love anime? Do you love Minecraft? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build statues of your favorite anime characters in all their pixelated glory.

Join our server and unleash your inner weeb as you create giant sculptures of Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon. But wait, there’s more!

Not only can you show off your mad building skills, but you can also battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches. Picture this: a showdown between Luffy and Ichigo, with explosions and special moves galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who even knows anymore? Just do it!

Tifa Fan Minecraft SMP

AERITH, aerith gainsborough, Alternate Reality, character crush, childhood crush, convert, deeper kiss, dream kiss, Fan, fan fiction, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, Love Triangle, Minecraft, role playing, smp, Tifa, Tifa fan, Tifa Lockhart, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	165
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of being a Tifa fanboy/girl? Do you want to experience the thrill of kissing Aerith in your dreams? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can live out all your Final Fantasy fantasies! Join us and become a true Aerith fan, where dreams really do come true (literally)! Who needs Tifa when you can have a deeper kiss with Aerith in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to switch sides and join the Aerith fan club!

DrummingDramaCraft

anger, christmas gift, Communication Issues, DrummingDramaCraft, Drumset, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Frustration, gift giving, holiday celebration, late arrival, mad at sister, Niece, niece’s happiness, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, sister’s reaction, Time management, unreliable

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	698390
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7508
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5739	Runes Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5074	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3258
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	1883	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2733

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Emeralds Found:	7396
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Players:	105/200	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	609	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	3697	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1