CreeperCutsForCancer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	159
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	6576	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4159

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4270
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	307
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1606
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3807	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	67
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Emeralds Found:	7924	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Farms Harvested:	480
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	5245
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24