The Janitor Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7765	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9613	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Buildings Constructed:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Farms Harvested:	658
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mines Excavated:	2394	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	121	Undead Armies Raised:	2

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Animals Bred:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8497	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	7201

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

Players:	109/900	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3