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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5343 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 395 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.
With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.
Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!
