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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5776 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
