NoKidsNoProbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	181
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Ores Mined:	2069
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	169	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	496587	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	1195	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	200	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Towns Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magic Items Found:	2927
Dimension Hops:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crops Grown:	8814	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2