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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4514 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.
So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!