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Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	112
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	7163	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5972	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7492	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	313	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

NoPartyForFH-MineCraft

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coordination, family dynamics, family expectations, in-laws, last minute plans, mental health, NoPartyForFHMineCraft, parents, Prioritizing, project management, rescheduling, Scheduling, venue tour, wedding planner, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding tasting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!

BlockPartyFever

amazement, appreciation, Bliss, BlockPartyFever, compassion, Connection, Contentment, ecstasy, Empathy, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, joy, love, Peace, Serenity, Tranquility, Wonder

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Animals Bred:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	3534	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers just that and more! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of a lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

BlockyProtestSq

activism, anti-government, belgrade, BlockyProtestSq, civil disobedience, Crowd, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, mass protest, opposition, Political, political change, populist, president, protest, public square, resistance, Serbia, social movement

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

u kno wat u shuld be protestin against? not bein on our amazin minecraft server! we got more fun than a protest in belgrade square, trust me. u can build ur own castle and then have a epic battle with ur friends, just like the serbians fightin against their president. but instead of tear gas, we got creepers blowin up ur hard work. join now and be part of the revolution, the minecraft revolution!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5