AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Votes:	7813
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Animals Bred:	63	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Star Shards Collected:	186	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Farms Harvested:	103	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	179627	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Enchantments Applied:	226	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3993
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	139
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Farms Harvested:	797	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	5392	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Emeralds Found:	4114
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9429
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crops Grown:	1076
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	923	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2395	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!