Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2214
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Farms Harvested:	168
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5735
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	172	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6764
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	954531
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1699
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Potions Brewed:	55	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0