Minionsmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Farms Harvested:	323	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	8371	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8828	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Enchantments Applied:	297
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3372	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	161	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Players:	109/800	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3