NoobCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7551
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, quick tutorials on other servers? Well, get ready to embark on an epic journey with our 1 hour+ unskippable prologue/tutorial! You’ll learn everything from how to punch a tree to how to tame a dragon with our hilarious and quirky NPCs guiding you every step of the way.

Join our server and become a Minecraft master in no time! Plus, rumor has it that if you complete the tutorial without falling asleep, you’ll unlock the secret ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Villages Defended:	11

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2235	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4509	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	5647
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7760
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	181
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Items Found:	4557
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!