Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

arousal, arousal trigger, attraction, desire, dirty talk, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Girlfriend, Girls, Humiliation, Jealousy, kink, love, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, roast, Server, speaking badly, taboo, turn on, twisted fantasy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5597	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4795
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6651
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Items Found:	3735	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Votes:	1289	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	9584
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Emeralds Found:	6005	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1673

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	586	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6271
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8213
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magic Items Found:	7320	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ores Mined:	5075
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!