Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

bot posts, cohencidence, cope, Elon, fake and gay, FOUND WITH A “GHOST GUN”, FOUND WITH A FUCKING MANIFESTO, Found with fake IDs, GLOWNIGGERS, Luigi, LUIGI IS A PATSY, Minecraft, Patsy, seethe, Server, SOCIAL MEDIA IS ENTIRELY FABRICATED, wad of cash

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	86554
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	532897	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7433	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6355	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Farms Harvested:	491	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	133	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1385

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.