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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4189 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2771 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.