Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4825
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	127	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	502415
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	5184
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4249

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crops Grown:	3573	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC