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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	166
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Emeralds Found:	3817	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	6370	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	9924	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mines Excavated:	4415	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	741452	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6202
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Animals Bred:	70	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4003
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	362261	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9864	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	103/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4