Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1600	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	2833
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Magic Items Found:	8051
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crops Grown:	6286
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	270397
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4388	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	97/800	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34