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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4780
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Votes:	8443	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	9338
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2216
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crops Grown:	7518	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4402
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	105/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4