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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4272
Dimension Hops:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Mines Excavated:	2714	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Farms Harvested:	659
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Votes:	1983
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7662

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6104	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	3046
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Emeralds Found:	4797	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7