> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Buildings Constructed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Animals Bred:	149
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	914	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3539
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	732	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	139	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	150
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	803
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3476
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9186	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	734
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Votes:	4798	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	843740
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn