Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Cathartic, cry, crying, deep emotions, emotional, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional outburst, emotional pain, emotional reaction, emotional release, emotional response, emotional turmoil, Grief, HEARTBREAK, intense emotions, Minecraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2470	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9009	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3305	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2192	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6487	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	654

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	7089
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Crops Grown:	9461
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	409
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Votes:	8442
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Items Found:	3549
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.