| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9224 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4293 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7015 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1368 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1565 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4893 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 164459 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9246 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 170 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1984 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2359 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5733 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1976 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5000 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 402 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5383 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 502 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Votes: | 4773 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9735 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1703 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8255 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1660 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
