Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
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