The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	924
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Votes:	2199
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2021
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2794	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ores Mined:	999
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5643	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1871	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	389	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	684
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	201236	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Votes:	3938

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41