| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1230 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3908 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3164 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Votes: | 2175 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5639 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 244191 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2942 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 71 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2298 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7127 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 188 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3087 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8901 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3441 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7316 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 116 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8594 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5603 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8144 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7666 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1281 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8188 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
