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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7849 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.