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PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Potions Brewed:	139	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	666	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Potions Brewed:	98	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	194	Magic Crystals Found:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8990
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7587
Votes:	8101	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	285	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	3704