Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

    Pixel Rope Minecraft Server
    Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate K-pop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite K-pop idols, battle creepers alongside BTS, and build epic structures with Blackpink.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret dance emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a K-pop concert where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

    So why wait? Join our K-pop Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server

    YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Ameri Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Ameri Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. You try to run away but suddenly find yourself in a maze filled with exploding creepers and lava traps. Just when you think you’ve escaped, a giant zombie pigman riding a flying pig swoops down and steals all your diamonds.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows (but watch out for the killer bunnies).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t regret this chud decision.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

    WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

    Unique Griefer server with free donation from a kind and responsive Administration /free Unique events

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 144 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Beaner’s Minecraft Server

    Beaner’s Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

    Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

    Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing
    Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

    So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

    But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

    And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

    Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

    From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

    American GF Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

    Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

    36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

    Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

    ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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