The Apple of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Pen Pals Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CENSORSHIP!!! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of THEM trying to ruin anime with their pesky censorship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the power to stop them once and for all! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight against evil forces and protect our beloved anime from being censored into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to defeating THEM lies hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be discovered by brave warriors like yourself. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey to save anime and have a ton of fun along the way!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

POLITONE server Minecraft

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A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mines Excavated:	1556	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	356
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

One Click Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1658	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.