Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

    From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

    Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

    Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    Hello everyone, Niko here!

    Briefly about the server:

    Ⓒ -Server does not require license 1.20.6, no launcher, no donation, no stupid rules

    Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

    Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

    Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

    Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

    Now about the gameplay:

    Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

    Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

    Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

    Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

    Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

    WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

    WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

    Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

    It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

    Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

    The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Forgive Her Minecraft Server

    Forgive Her Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

    Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

    Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9853 Enchantments Applied: 82

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

    ¦

    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

    ¦

    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’

    ‘Almost 2025 Minecraft Server’
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where there are no clap hand emojis in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the clap hand emojis you could ever dream of! Join us and experience the thrill of clapping hands in a virtual world like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the exclusive “Easy Come Easy Golf” game on Steam. That’s right, you can play golf in Minecraft while also clapping hands with your fellow players. It’s a wild ride filled with birdies, bogeys, and plenty of emojis.

    So why wait until 2025 to experience the fun? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, clapping, and golfing like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

    Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

    2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

    3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

    4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Red Colorado Minecraft Server

    Red Colorado Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

    Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where unicorns roam free, dragons are your loyal pets, and every block you mine turns into a block of pure gold. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Let your imagination run wild and come join us on this epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Bra / – Fio Brasileiro

    Minecraft SMP: / Bra / – Fio Brasileiro
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where the mobs have formed a dance troupe and perform synchronized routines every night.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs and can teleport you to a secret disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, weirdest, most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 55 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Our server, known as the Leviathan’s thread, is like no other. We’ve got game downloads for Android, iOS, and PC because we believe in inclusivity for all players. Plus, our General Info/FAQ for New Players will have you prepared for anything that comes your way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our events are out of this world. From the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration to the Full Burst Day weekends, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth – they’re going to blow your mind.

    And let’s not forget about our special recruits and costume passes. Where else can you recruit Cinderella and Rapunzel while dressing them up in the most fabulous costumes imaginable? Only on our server, that’s for sure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Leviathan’s thread Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE because on our server, entertainment is the name of the game. See you there!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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