Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Void Armor Forged: 24
Divine Spears Created: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Honkai: Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai: Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Meme Coin Advice Minecraft SMP

    Meme Coin Advice Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a memecoin – unpredictable, wild, and always on the verge of mooning!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crops Grown: 1373
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Single Life Minecraft Server

    Single Life Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate among our community of players. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building a pixelated empire together?

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!

    So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 464 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Horror King Minecraft SMP

    The Horror King Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8689 Dragon Eggs Found: 9332
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

    Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

    If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ores Mined: 9358
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

    Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

    Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • West China Minecraft Server

    West China Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5870 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

    Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

    And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

    Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

    Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

    But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

    So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 192 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

    Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

    Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2094
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • /mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    /mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

    ⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

    Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

    Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

    Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

    Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

    Many types of cases, magic items.

    There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

    Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

    ♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

    ♥Port: 19132

    ♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchantments Applied: 83

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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