| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3925 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
play.budcraftmc.com
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9348 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9349 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 290 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3430 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Votes: | 8272 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5162 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3162 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5887 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6287 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3175 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 63949 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6599 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 428 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 176 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7056 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 519192 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8859 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
|---|---|
| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 533 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 349 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7009 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3787 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2230 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 118 | Farms Harvested: | 614 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7032 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2265 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4498 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.
join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!
