Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Confusing Men Minecraft Server

    Confusing Men Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most confusing and unpredictable players around! Our players claim to love building and crafting, they profess their love for mining and exploring, they’ve been inspired by redstone creations and epic battles, but they still can’t resist pranking each other and starting crazy wars? How can you love something and yet want to blow it up with TNT? Are all players just insane?

    Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

    So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Multi Search Minecraft SMP

    Multi Search Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of searching for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a special multisearch feature that sends your search query to every search engine in existence all at once – talk about efficiency!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7356 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

    Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

    Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

    Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

    Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

    Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

    Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

    Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

    And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • /s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

    /s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 976723 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

    No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Dimension Hops: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

    So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

    Best Seasons Minecraft SMP
    Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

    Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

    And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

    Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

    We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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