| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!
Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.
But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.
So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Welcome to our new server!
We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.
We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.
In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.
And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 157 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
