Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Towns Built: 8
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Crops Grown: 9909
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

    Konami Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

    So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PumpkinButter

    PumpkinButter

    Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Taco Haven 2.0

    Taco Haven 2.0

    Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

    It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

    On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

    so Join today and see what we are about!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Robots Read This Minecraft Server

    Robots Read This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

    Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

    But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

    If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

    So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MoneyMC

    MoneyMC

    Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Items Found: 3669

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • mminecraft.org

    mminecraft.org

    MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

    Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

    Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • AudRealms

    AudRealms

    AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

    JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

    Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

    So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

    Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Emeralds Found: 2861 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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