The Goofy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

crime, Drama, Gonna, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Murder Case, murder drama, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder plot, murder scene, murder series, murder show, murder storyline, murder suspect, murder victim, murderts, Mystery, police procedural, smp, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NauticMC

Bedwars, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	798	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9642

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

2nd season, Anime, Character development, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, Idol, IDOLMSTER, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Otaku, PALS, PIXEL, pop culture, Producer, relationships, Sequel, Server, shiny colors, Storyline, twin, video game, virtual idols

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	791	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, better than the OC, California, comparison, Drama, high school, iconic, Kirsten Cohen, Marissa Cooper, Minecraft, Newport Beach, Newport Harbor, Orange County, Popular, Ryan Atwood, Sandy Cohen, Seth Cohen, smp, Summer Roberts, Teen Drama, Television series, tv show, wealthy families

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

asian men, banter, blocky, body image, Cock, Confidence, cultural norms, dick, discussion, genitalia, Large, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, penis, sexual health, Sexuality, SIZE, smp, Stereotypes, thailand, Thread

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

America lite, Canadian culture, Canadian history, Canadian society, canadian stereotypes, cultural appropriation, cultural assimilation, cultural comparison, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural influences, cultural perception, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, cultural values, Diversity, MapleCraft, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, North American culture, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Country Politics Minecraft SMP

Country, Democracy, elections, Government, Minecraft, political beliefs, political culture, Political debate, political environment, political influence, political institutions, political issues, political landscape, political participation, political parties, Political power, Political process, political representation, political structure, political system, Politics, smp

Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wawa’s Kiara Minecraft Server

3D Anniversary Live, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Fire N Ice, Happy Happy Wawaween, Hero For a Day, hololive, hololive en, hololive production, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, Kiara, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Livestream, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, Myth Reunion, Pineapple MV, Retrospective MV, reunion, Server, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, wawa, WaWas

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Happy Happy Wawaween, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	6925	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

””/数字/ – JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP””

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, smp, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CobblePunk

Cobblemon, CobblePunk, Create, Flying Ships, Minecraft, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, solarpunk, Steampunk, Survival, Towny

CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!

we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	1477

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Artifacts, Bases, BlixMine, Clans, classic, Community, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, Gaming, Griefing, Large Online, lava, Magic, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Resources, Russian, Server, Skills, Survival, Tournaments, Without Launcher

Welcome to the BlixMine server – a unique place for true connoisseurs of griefer survival! Here you can test your PvP skills, build powerful bases and fight with other players for resources.? Server Features:• Griefing: Destruction of other players’ buildings is allowed, so be prepared for unexpected attacks!• Economy: Earn, trade and grow in our unique economic world.• Clans: Create or join clans, team up with friends and fight for control of territory.• Events: Regular events and tournaments with prizes for the most active players!• Magic and Artifacts: Discover unique items and magical abilities that will help you in battle.? Plugins: We use the best plugins to improve your gaming experience, including anti-spawn griefing, a clan system and much more!? Join us! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community. Join BlixMine and show everyone what you can do!We are waiting for you at BlixMine – this is where your adventure begins

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

#youtube, alternative metal, BULLET WITH A NAME ON IT, Chaos, Crafty, hard rock, heavy metal, metal music, metalcore, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music band, music production, music video, official video, rock band, Rock Music, Server, Sevendust, SvR thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got bullets with names on them! That’s right, each bullet is custom engraved with the name of your worst enemy in the game. Want to take out that pesky creeper that always blows up your house? Just load up your gun and let ‘er rip!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2