Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

abuse of power, automated puppet, bald cop, Blockheads, bogus arrest, Crafty, deserted highway, destroyed phone, drugged, fat cop, fear, fight or flight, Giant Cop, helplessness, hopeless situation, implanted device, jolt of pain, life-threatening scenario, Manipulation, Minecraft, remote control, Server, survival instincts, white cop

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2860	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!

Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5740	Battle Standards Raised:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Battle Standards Raised:	8
New Chunks Explored:	178568	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	7618	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	797069
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Votes:	9164
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Potions Brewed:	181
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1784
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	7314

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?