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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2187 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!