| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3383 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.
So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 113177 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.
Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address minemasters.ddns.net:15150 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.
Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
