Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 152 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server

    Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil zombie chickens, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo with laser eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Crops Grown: 5814 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dimeless Minecraft SMP Society

    Dimeless Minecraft SMP Society
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?

    So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Deep in the Dark Minecraft Server

    Deep in the Dark Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even have a romantic encounter with your sleep paralysis demon? Look no further!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

    Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

    Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

    Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Animals Bred: 169
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Country Fragrance Minecraft Server

    Country Fragrance Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server because we have players who wear soap-scented armor for good luck! Legend has it that wearing this armor will make you invincible in battle and attract rare mobs to your side. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

    15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with our pixelated pals!

    Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.

    But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.

    And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

    The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

    Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Potions Brewed: 154 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his dry humor and deadpan delivery. He creates commentary and gaming videos, often featuring sarcastic and satirical commentary on a wide range of topics. With over 10 million subscribers, Penguinz0 has built a large following for his unique style of content creation.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Cooked Sanic Team’s Shadow Gens Minecraft Server

    Cooked Sanic Team’s Shadow Gens Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Jews Minecraft Server

    Blocky Jews Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secret society that has been pulling the strings behind the scenes for centuries! From controlling world governments to manipulating the course of history, these mysterious figures are now ready to reveal their ultimate plan for world domination – and it’s up to you to stop them!

    Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?

    With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Hotter Before Minecraft SMP Man

    Hotter Before Minecraft SMP Man
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who went from being a hot babe to a strapping lad, all while building the most epic bases and pulling off the most insane pranks. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can keep up with the wild ride that is our server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 2c2h [Анархия] Minecraft server

    2c2h [Анархия] Minecraft server

    Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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