| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5799 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5677 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1387 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2671 | Ores Mined: | 7587 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7753 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1433 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2066 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 239 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6487 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2221 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7969 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7215 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2466 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5477 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9299 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 1262 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4250 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 798 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5729 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1389 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8338 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 148 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Votes: | 4184 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
