| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 592500 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1111 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4178 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1189 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
