The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	5
Emeralds Found:	7131	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all sheep into flying unicorns.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your fortune may be average luck, but your adventure will be anything but average on our server!

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	107
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mines Excavated:	1763
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	6130	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

The description of the server server “Best Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2549	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	3902
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	3225
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
New Chunks Explored:	945519	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!