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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Potions Brewed:	200

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

He’s Right Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	3086
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

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There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FurRealMinecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual fursuiting to a whole new level! Join us for some wild adventures and make real furiends along the way. Our server is like an aquarium, except instead of fish, we have furries window licking while playing Minecraft.

If you’re new, don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to get started, including avatar resources and guides to help you navigate this crazy world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our other resources at your own risk – who knows what kind of madness you’ll find there!

But that’s not all, we have weekly events that will make you want to log on every day. From Halloween events to drinking nights, multiplayer nights, and even a snooker casual/pool tournament, there’s always something fun happening on our server. And if you’re into cartoons, we have watch parties every Thursday that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find your new furry family here!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3178
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

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Failboat is a popular content creator and YouTube personality known for his hilarious gaming videos and commentary. With a distinct sense of humor and infectious energy, Failboat has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy watching his entertaining and relatable content. His videos often showcase moments of failure and mishaps in various games, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What are Minecraft servers like Raftel ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers include:

1. MineSuperior 2. CosmicPvP 3. ArkhamNetwork 4. PvPWars 5. ManaCube

Each of these servers offers their own unique take on PvP factions gameplay, ranking systems, and regular events to keep players engaged. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP action or a strong sense of community, these servers have something for everyone. Try them out and see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5