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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7528 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7618 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.
But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.