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The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, it’s a weather effect we added).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little wacky around here.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5637	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🔥 6MINE | MYSTICS PVP ANARCHY 🎁 Minecraft server

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” special program, where you can ride through fiery landscapes and battle epic monsters while on a quest to save the world!

Our server is so awesome, even the developers have face-to-face meetings with players in the Zenless Zone Zero. You could be the next lucky player to meet them and get exclusive in-game rewards!

If you’re looking for some crazy fun, look no further than our server. We have events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are), or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Who wouldn’t want to collect those?

And don’t forget about our upcoming event, the 141 Friendship Fair, where you can help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair and earn some amazing rewards. Maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for even more outrageous rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Virgin Eyes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only homage you’ll find is to the almighty block! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of Steve dabbing? We’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bud’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, buckle up buttercup, because we’ve got a server that will blow your mind (and maybe even your house)!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant spider into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to play hide and seek with players. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a game of tic-tac-toe, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life. This one’s for you, bud!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2355
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.

So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

What are Minecraft servers like Rokmyst Prison ?

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One similar Minecraft server to Rokmyst Prison is Convicted. Convicted offers a prison gameplay experience with a focus on realistic features and challenges. Players can mine, craft, and complete quests to progress through the ranks and ultimately escape from prison. The server also includes unique features such as custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting.

Another server worth checking out is JailMine. JailMine is a prison server with a strong emphasis on community and player interaction. Players can compete in PvP battles, participate in events, and enjoy a variety of minigames while working their way through the ranks. JailMine also offers custom plugins and regular updates to keep gameplay fresh and engaging.

For players looking for a more traditional prison experience, ExtremeCraft is a great option. ExtremeCraft offers a classic prison gameplay style with a focus on mining, crafting, and building. Players can join factions, participate in events, and compete in challenges to earn rewards and progress through the ranks. The server also features a friendly community and regular updates to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gameplay experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anime Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, pixelated landscapes in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life anime world! The trees sway gracefully, the rivers sparkle like diamonds, and even the creepers have a kawaii makeover!

Join our server and experience the most epic anime battles you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you and your friends riding on magical unicorns, fighting off evil mobs with giant swords while screaming out your special attack names. It’s like living in your favorite anime series, but with better graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored dragons to talking cats with top hats, you never know what kind of magical adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the anime world of your dreams? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Spooky Forest Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic SMP where the trees are so scary, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy! Legend has it that if you can survive a night in the scary tree forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lingerie Gooning Bimbos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true!

Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the currency makes sense? Well, look no further because on our server, we use BRICS bucks as our currency! That’s right, forget about dollars, euros, or rubles – we only deal in BRICS bucks here. And the best part? You can use them in any country, even ones that don’t exist! Join us now and start trading with your fellow players in the most absurd currency you’ve ever heard of. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

No peeking, Minecraft server

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Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	9939

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12